Zaynah: Ganesha ate all my laddoos!!

A  mini epic written in Mahabharata style !
with a few exceptions ...

The great sage Veda Vyasa is replaced by a tiny Princess from Palladian
And lord Ganesha who wrote with his broken tusk is replaced by
A top exec in Goldman Sachs, writing on a premium HP inkjet paper with his Mont Blanc Pen !!